|Normal person watching movie:||I like that actor|
|*Moves on with life*|
|Me watching movie:||I like that actor|
|*looks actor up on Wikipedia*|
|*buys biography of actor*|
|*acquires all movies with actor*|
|*blogs nothing but pictures of actor*|
|*cries forever over actor*|
|me in the winter:||how do you expect me to do things it's fucking freezing outside|
|me in the summer:||how do you expect me to do things it's fucking hell outside|
How many ears does Kirk have?
Three ears. The left ear, the right ear…
and the final front ear
I told this joke to my teacher who’s a huge Trekkie and he sighed so loudly and just shook his head in shame.
Waking up on November 1st is literally like walking through a door from Halloweentown to Christmastown
What’s this? What’s this? There’s décor everywhere. What’s this? There’s carols in the air. What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes it’s just November come on folks I mean I swear. What’s this?
I FREAKING READ IT IN JACKS VOICE
I FUCKING SANG IT