thesugarray:

lostdoughnut:

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

true story: i tried avoiding saying ‘bitch’ in front of a kid so my mouth said ‘cunt’ instead.

Nailed it.

(via nohomohablis)



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kissedmequiteinsane:

asskaban:

terminallycheesy:

i bet at the abc family headquarters just has a big red button on a wall labeled “harry potter marathon” in big letters

And there’s a sign next to it that says “It has been [17] days since our last harry potter marathon”

The higher that number is, the more uneasy the employees feel.

#I think it’s time to push it again says one of the employees

(via pretty-odd-tardis)


MY LIFE IS JUST ONE BIG “I DON’T KNOW”

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boys: if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao
boys: please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me

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once you’ve heard Everytime We Touch by Cascada , you never forget it

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alternativepressmag:

Before closing down the show with the final APMAs performance, Fall Out Boy take home the Artist Of The Year award, presented to them by Fieldy and Ray of Korn.