subtweet:

more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”

(via spoilt-brat-and-love-cats)


jaclcfrost:

the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five

(via sighsforcenturies)


(via postulation)


slippersaremyweakness:

fat-feminist:

frankierofightingsociety:

why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back 

can i get an amen

Sorry, we only stock the Amen in size XXS.

(via spoilt-brat-and-love-cats)


homevvrecker:

if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen 

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cries:

feelin good about yourself but suddenly you look at someone and then you look at yourself again and boom

(via joshpeck)


any fan of fall out boy at least once in their life: goddamnit pete

youvegotaluckyface:

Oops my pen slipped.

youvegotaluckyface:

Oops my pen slipped.

(via deanpeltonscloset)