givebirthtothesound:

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

All my favorite Harry Potter bad lip reading gifs I have collected 

I will reblog these every single time.

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burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

sherlock giving a eulogy 

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Normal person watching movie: I like that actor
*Moves on with life*
Me watching movie: I like that actor
*looks actor up on Wikipedia*
*buys biography of actor*
*acquires all movies with actor*
*blogs nothing but pictures of actor*
*cries forever over actor*

lovelylor:

I still die laughing everytime I see this scene 

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me in the winter: how do you expect me to do things it's fucking freezing outside
me in the summer: how do you expect me to do things it's fucking hell outside


vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

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petrichorpoetry:

harrypotterandthetardisofsecrets:

cumberbangers:

sspock:

sspock:

How many ears does Kirk have?

Three ears. The left ear, the right ear…

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and the final front ear

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I told this joke to my teacher who’s a huge Trekkie and he sighed so loudly and just shook his head in shame. 

YES

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antisociallysplendid:

lalagirgurl:

bluedragonkaiser:

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

Waking up on November 1st is literally like walking through a door from Halloweentown to Christmastown

What’s this? What’s this? There’s décor everywhere. What’s this? There’s carols in the air. What’s this? I can’t believe my eyes it’s just November come on folks I mean I swear. What’s this?

I FREAKING READ IT IN JACKS VOICE 

I FUCKING SANG IT

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